As we gather here today to celebrate agorism we should take a moment to remember those who went before us. Silent remembrances are the common way of paying respect to the dead but we're not common, are we? Instead of bowing our heads and letting a moment pass in silence we're going to bring out the old Ouija board and try to communicate with the dead. Will we get in touch with Ludwig von Mises? Murray Rothbard? Samuel Edward Konkin III? Cthulhu? Join us at 23:55 (11:55 PM) and find out!
All participants have been screened to ensure that they have the occult skills necessary to bridge the gap between our world and the next.
Please note that no black robes or animal sacrifices will be required. That doesn't mean you can't bring them, we just don't need them for the séance.
Our lawyer also demanded that we include the following disclaimer:
No spirits will be harmed in the process of this séance (at least, we'll try not to harm any). Attend at your own risk. Panelists are not responsible for possessions that may result in the performance of this séance. Although rare, incidences of daemons manifesting into our reality have been reported by some séance. Consult your cultist leader before attending the séance. Hail Eris!
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